I've done it....again.

I could blame it on the time away from my hubby or the stress of raising two drama queens.  No, I'll just saddle up and take my humiliation until the next BLURT comes along. 

Yes, you might have already guessed it....I am at it again.  I've managed to mangle a sentence as usual, giving my husband hours of hysterical bliss!

While using "HEY-TELL", another one of my favorite free iPhone apps, I let one out.  I told my husband to try to take care of himself while working out in the "HOT HEAT."  As opposed to what, the COLD HEAT??  I know it may not sound like a big deal, but you obviously do not know my husband.  He has a quick sense of humor and can take two little words and run with them.  He will definitely make this a daily phrase to torment me with.  Oh, well, such is life.

To make matters worse, I text BLURTS as well.  He sent a text to ask if I was off work yet last Friday.  My reply:  "Nopep".  He replies, "Nopep, huh?  Well, nosalt, back at ya!"  I'm fighting a losing battle!!!  I may as well, just book my room at the state mental hospital where my BLURTS will just be normal conversation. 

Until, next time.....stay out of the "Hot Heat", um-kay?